goop goblin
noun. a female halloween partygoer who adorns herself with a plentiful helpin o’ baby gravy (sperm) on her face and proceeds to parade around the party spooking others.
dude 1 (dracula costume) -“have you seen denise tonight? she indicated she would be in a funny costume”
dude 2 (sponge bob costume) – “she is right over there, sporting that goop goblin costume”
dude 1 (dracula) – “funny???….i believe it to be a bit more trifling!”
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