goopitis
a term primarily referring to gwyneth paltrow and her website goop that primarily spreads scientific misinformation. it is primarily used as a word similar in context to bullsh-t but in a lower overall aspiration as to utilize the spread of “natural science” as a means to make an extra dollar from a gullible consumer. basically using the internet to spread miss-information in order to be a shyster.
i have jenny has started a website to promote selling $120 stickers that increase your energy aura. she seems to have a strong case of goopitis…
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