goorit


a measure of time equal to 60 hours.

it is often easier or more accurate to speak of goorits than to say “two or three days” or “about half a week”.
“i’ll come back and pick up my order in a goorit. can you have it ready by then?”

“minutes are to seconds as goorits are to hours.”

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