Goose Douche


a goose douche is an individual that orders grey goose vodka bottle service at club due to the perception that the spirit imparts a certain level of status.
that jersey guido thinks he’s cool because he’s paying $400 for a bottle of grey goose but most the girls in here realize that he’s a goose douche.

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