Goose Face


the most offensive name you can come up with, with the least amount of effort involved. not as offensive as sluzbucket, but still does the job. can be used to offend people of all ages.

svetlana – wow, cornelius you’re a real…-slight pause- goose face!
cornelius – -scoff- nice, svetlana. that’s real nice.

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