GooseStache


1. a thin pedophile mustache usually on a teenage boy that can barely grow facial hair. made popular by a dude named goose who has a pedophile mustache.

2. a mustache on a dude named goose.
look at that odd goosestache.
i am going to grow a goosestasche.
when are you going to cut off your goosestache

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