goosing


poking someone in the b-tt (mainly the hole) through clothing, and yelling out “goose!”
goosing;

1. goosing; when one sticks their finger in a hole it does not belong.

example;

hayley: -gooses lani-

lani: -screams in annoyance-

hayley: goose! you’ve been goosed! i goosed you!

lani: quit goosing me!!
goosing is where your stood behind an unsuspecting victim, you curl your hand in between there legs and grab hold of there genitals.
mimicking the shape of a goose’s neck….
last night i was p-ssed in the pub and my mate dilbert went over too mad dogs mum and gave her the goosing of a life time who was not impressed.
pinching someone’s b-m and running away. as in the attack on sue turton on channel 4 news (uk).
he crept up behind her and gave her a good goosing.
goosing 4 fingers in the v-g-n-, thumb up the -ss -n-s, catch the girl by surprise and she’ll scream like a goose.
“man, i was goosing jenny so hard last night. she’ll be eating bread for a week”
term used for drinking grey goose vodka
tonight we will be goosing all night long.
goosing is the art of no lifing either video games or skype (usually with fellow gooses). some times this act can be described as being a total or jonesing.
goos: man, i’ve not had a shower for five days, i’ve just been skyping and whoring out fifa.

dogg: fs goosing yutter xd
abandoning a friend while you were being his wing man caused by social awkwardness,inhiberation or ejecting from a jet.
ex 1:” i was talking to these girls but my friend kept goosing by talking about lord of the rings.”

ex 2:” my roommate was giving me advice on picking up a girl at a party. he ended up goosing me because he had so much soco that he had to be carried home.”

ex: 3: top gun.

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