GooTube


gootube is the name google adopted when youtube was bought by them in 2006 for 1.6 billion dollars. it also sounds a lot like another word for a condom.
dude! i saw you on gootube last night!

yeah, that was me. i was using a gootube while watching gootube at midnight.
this is not a word but since ur already here i might as well say something. youtube + google = gootube. as you can see today 11/6/06, google.com/firefox is messed up with half images of peoples head. earlier today youtube was messed up with some guys head also and i was unable to watch videos. this show that google cannot handle youtube… bunch of idiots… but i’m happy not for the two people who created youtube… the billionaires…
i posted my video on gootube but the c-ssette got tangled up with pictures of f-cktards.

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