Gopher Holing
when you can feel the poo pushing on the inside of your b-tthole wanting to escape. usually when your out walking and are nowhere near a bathroom.
hurry up dude i’m gopher holing!
when you’ve got a t-rd playing peek-a-boo with your b-tt!
c’mon lady get out of the bathroom i’ve got a t-rd gopher holing here!
okay, the art of gopher holing is where you insert your p-n-s into a gopher’s -ss quickly so the sphincter can’t restrict and limit the movement of your mankong. with your new gopher condom, penetrate your girlfriend in her v-g-n-. flick said gopher 3 times in the back of the neck to stimulate it’s -ss cl-toris and simultaneoulsy aggravating it. once aggravated, the gopher will begin to burrow in the v-g-n- deeper and deeper within the uterus. after 3 minutes of gopher penetration, a new hole linking the v-g-n- and the r-ct-m together will be created. congratulations! you now have a vgainal–ss hole! warning!! blood loss and getting your grippers ripped is likely to ensue. thank you, and have a good day.
yo, man i was gopher holing this girl last night….and she died.
i just got gopher holed! now, i can’t stop p-ssing out of my -ss!
similiar to the stinky pinky, gopher holing is the act of placing one’s finger in the -n-s, either your own or your partners, and later having the unmistakable urge to take a quick sniff of the finger later, sometimes repeatedly.
the idea of sticking my finger up her -ss, even after she asked for it was off putting. but later i found myself gopher holing out of sheer curiosity.
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