Gopher Puffs


when you chop off the b-lls of multiple gophers then put their nuts in a bowl and pour milk over the b-lls then enjoy eaten at breakfast time
guy:what are we gonna eat for breakfast
guy2:well i just got some gopher puffs just make sure you dont choke on the fur

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