gophering


when working in a cube farm, the sticking up of one’s head above the hedge to see or hear what other coworkers are doing.
after the discussion of john’s wife sleeping with the office manager, i found myself gophering a lot more than usual.
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when you have to sh-t really bad, but you aren’t close to a bathroom, the t-rd starts to come out, but you suck it back in your -ss as you walk swiftly to the john. like a gopher popping out of a hole.
i had to sh-t so bad, that t-rd was gophering!
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when you have to sh-t really bad, but you aren’t close to a bathroom, the t-rd starts to come out, but you suck it back in your -ss as you walk swiftly to the john. like a gopher popping out of a hole.
i had to sh-t so bad, that t-rd was gophering!
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when desperately needing to go for a poo, the moment when it pokes it’s head out of your b-mhole and quickly goes back inside like a startled gopher!
heaven help me – i am gophering badly and i need to lay a cable proto as the brown light is flashing!

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