Gordie Howe Sex Club
gordie howe played pro hockey in parts of 5 decades. the gordie howe s-x club is when you have s-x with people born in five different decades.
“hey, i saw you hitting on that cougar chick last night, what was with that?”
“it was perfect, she was born in 1959, so now i can punch my membership in the gordie howe s-x club.”
“sweet, i guess i have to wait until 2018 to get mine.”
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