Gordo Grab


when you’re having unprotected s-x with a woman in alamogordo, nm, and you tell her you’re about to finish, she grabs you firmly by the neck and rides you harder in a blatant attempt to get pregnant so she can leave that desolate, arid wasteland for good.
three things can kill you in the new mexico desert: rattlesnakes, black widows, and the gordo grab.

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