gored


1) the act of being ‘run-through by a cow or any other ‘horned’ animal.
2) the act of speaking to al gore for long periods of time without dying of hearing the florida elections over and over.
1) ow he got run-through by that cow.
2) ahhh it’s al gore!! run away or be gored
(gôrd, gohrd)
v.
to have one’s hypocrisy exposed.
al was gored when the power consumption of his mansion was released in the media.
the act of under minding and scr-w-ng someone over in a sneaky or caniving way.
what a two-faced snake in the gr-ss to lie to your face and go behind your back like that. dude, you just got gored…
the result of being force fed global warming, while the world experiences historically low temperatures. see “taken advantage of” and “revoke freedoms”
erin sold her snowblower last year, after a few years of little to no use. little did she know that she was gored in the winter of 2008.
a word that is used to describe how f–king stupid, r-t-rded or just over-the-top boarderline f–kin f–ked a person, place or thing (noun) can possibly be.
you sir, are gored.
your/my car is gored!
my xbox is f–kin’ gored!

person 1: “my computer is frozen”
person 2: “no, it’s just gored, son.”

f–kin’ banana swayzee.

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