gorilla monsoon
first, prior to the “encounter,” shave off your p-b-s and save them in a bag. then, while receiving a bl-wj-b and at the moment of -rg-sm plunge your p-n-s as far as it will go to make her gag and for you to -rg-sm at the same time making her shoot her sperm through her nose (like a white dragon). then take some p-b-s out of the baggie and throw them in her face (like a gorilla face) and yell “gorilla monsoon!” this is a tribute to the late wrestler/commentator.
we got back from the arena and this chick was all up on my nuts. i let her take the trip and gave her the gorilla monsoon. she probably won’t be back…
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