Gorilla Slap


when a man shaves his pubic region while saving the pubic hair, then proceeding to -j-c-l-t- on a females face, he then slaps her in the face with the pubic hair causing the hair to stick to the -j-c-l-t- on her face. the man will then proceed to slap her in the face with his erect p-n-s.
bobby: i gave your mom a gorilla slap last night! now she has a f-cking beard!

josh: hahahaha, my mom’s a b-tch anyway!

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