Gorilla Suit

when a black person wears all black, preferably at night, so not to be seen by the police. this includes a black hat, black bandana. black face, black shirt, black undershirt, black hoodie, black fuzzy jacket, black belt, black hands, black baggy jeans, black chain, black socks, black shoes and black backpack filled with black weapons. the only thing visible is the eyes, but not when they’re closed.
white man: yo check out that black guy in the gorilla suit over there!

black man: yeah and when i close my eyes im invisible! watch

-black man closes eyes-

white man: holy sh-t where did the f-cking black man go!!!!!

rocco: yo bro, rólax!

black man: what the f-ck does that mean cracker

-black man proceeds to shoot rocco while wearing his gorilla suit then opens his eyes. white man is amazed. cops come and black man closes his eyes, and he is invisible once again.

tyler: yo thats so rego and klajustic
no single article of clothing is as versatile as the gorilla suit! you can wear a gorilla suit to a crazy party for alot of laughs, to a robbery or hold up, to make a bigfoot hoax, to a bathroom in a park, even some crazy gorilla fetish you might have with your significant other, and then practice your techno remixes in it, all in a single evening. without a well-constructed, well-tailored “g-suit”, your closet is sadly lacking a must needed piece of equipment.
this is one crazy bad-ss in a gorilla suit, he must be a member of the lordz !!!!!!!!
dressed in all black from head to toe.
araw was the first to call dressed in all black a gorilla suit