Gorilla Warfare


über-special training only the most elite fake navy seals get. acceptance into the gorilla warfare training program only takes place if the partic-p-nt has achieved enormous fake achievements, and has proven oneself on many fake secret missions. upon arrival, the partic-p-nt must fight the local hierarchy of gorillas, all the way to the silver-back. each tier progressively gets more oil poured on the combatant gorilla, as to make it harder.
first revealed on youtube by soakedtothemerrow –
“what the f-ck did you just f-cking say about me, you little b-tch? i’ll have you know i graduated top of my cl-ss in the navy seals, and i’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on al-quaeda, and i have over 300 confirmed kills. i am trained in gorilla warfare and i’m the top sniper in the entire us armed forces. you are nothing to me but just another target. i will wipe you the f-ck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this earth.”
what you may sometimes see only in movies, where man actually has to fight apes strategically in a war scenario.
there is some great gorilla warfare in both the movies congo and planet of the apes.
shave your p-b-s on a pillow, get a girl to give you a bj, s-m-nate in her face, and slam her face on the pillow
oh man, i gave kristi a taste of some gorilla warfare last night.
black on black violence. like the term guerilla warfare but n-gg-rs are still monkeys so its spelt gorilla.
today on the 9 o clock news, gorilla warfare in africa as loads of n-gg-rs kill each other.
when a bunch of crazy black guys gang rape a helpless woman(of any ethnicity).
just down in the alley from across my home, i saw some serious gorilla warfare taking place. eight large crazy black men were raping a helpless white girl and she was screaming in terror. i then had to run and call the cops so they can take care of the situation.

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