gorilladelphia
while staying in philidelphia shave your partners ,p-b-s, while she is sleeping then glue the hair onto your ,pennis,. while she is still asleep ,j-ck-ff, vigorously. when she wakes up your d-ck will be hard and philadelphia phillies red when she looks at it she will smile at the welcomed harry sight. she will still be in a daze so flip her over and ,b-tt f-ck, her till she screams and says “that pull that ,gorilla d-ck, out of me!” then you yell back, “no i love gorilladelphia”
girlfriend: hey what are you doing? honey
boyfriend: nothing now turn over
girlfriend: oh no not again! pull that gorilla d-ck out of me we’ve only been in philidelpia two days.
boyfriend:no way i love gorilladelphia.
girlfriend:oh well at least hes cleaning out my -sshole its gotten pretty full of baby yogurt.
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