Gosewisch Hobble


pr-nounced gos-which. it is the phrase used to describe a female who is so drunk that she eventually starts hobbling everywhere. the gosewisch hobble usually results in embarr-ssing antics, and is a hobble in which the female’s weight cannot be supported by her own ankles, which ultimately leads her to resemble the hunchback of notre dame.
dude, did you see sarah last night? she got so drunk that the gosewisch hobble was in full force. i’ve never seen someone embarr-ss themselves as much as she did last night.

the gosewisch hobble that the girl had last night was so unattractive and lame that she looked like she was super hammered.

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