Got Blake’d
when someone willingly obtains ownership of cats (at least two) from a former significant other, immediately after a break-up; thus making the cat recipient, or blake, look like a total b-tch. the process of keeping the cats is commonly the result of a failed attempt to save the marriage/relationship. it is common for the s-xual preference of the blake to be under scrutiny directly following the acquisition of cats. the number of cats in possession after the break-up is directly proportional to the b-tchiness of the blake.
walter: “d-mn, did you see what happened to that guy after his wife divorced him? he has so many cats now.”
jesse: “yeah, that b-tch got blake’d and then moved to f-cking cleveland with his cat army!”
walter: “that’s rough! getting blake’d is pretty much the worst thing that i could imagine happening to me.”
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