got goalkeeper doesn’t mean cannot score goal
originally coined by unknown person of incredible literary talent, made popular by anthony, this phrase is an -n-logy often used to encourage people pursuing someone of the opposite gender which is already attached.
this -n-logy is based on the empirical evidence of soccer matches with positive goals scored (n > 0), despite the presence of a goalkeeper intending precisely to stop that. similarly, just because a girl (guy) has a boyfriend (girlfriend), doesn’t mean that she (he) is automatically unavailable.
a skilled striker may still be able to score a goal despite the presence of a goalkeeper. of course, the presence of a goalkeeper does increase the difficulty -ssociated with goal-scoring.
this has led to phrases such as “i can’t even score an open goal!” or “wow kenji can score goal even with so many defenders!”
note: the definition listed above in no way represents the att-tude of the author towards the subject
a: “wow that girl is amazing! too bad she’s already with that stud anthony”
b: “what kind of defeatist att-tude is that! don’t you know, got goalkeeper doesn’t mean cannot score goal!”
a: “alright i’m going for it! watch out anthony!”
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