Goth Poseur


a goth poseur is a person who just dresses up as a goth, just for the attention. when they go out, they spend ages covering themselves in white makeup and eyeliner, and when they’re lazing around inside, listening to gwen stefani, they wear a pink tracksuit.
they dont understand about goths,or that it is a lifestyle. they just want the stares. and you dont understand goths either if you think that all of them worship satan, cut themselves, and cry endlessly.
poseur goths do it for the stares. proper goths do it because thats just how they want to live and dress, and dont give a sh-t about what anyone else thinks.

goth poseur : i’m looking for a daaaark picture to put up in my daaaaark bedroom, because my life is daaaarkness!!!!

goth: hey..you were in here yesterday, buying some fake burberry cr-p, right?

a goth poseur is a person who just dresses up as a goth, just for the attention. when they go out, they spend ages covering themselves in white makeup and eyeliner, and when they’re lazing around inside, listening to gwen stefani, they wear a pink tracksuit.
they dont understand about goths,or that it is a lifestyle. they just want the stares. and you dont understand goths either if you think that all of them worship satan, cut themselves, and cry endlessly.
poseur goths do it for the stares. proper goths do it because thats just how they want to live and dress, and dont give a sh-t about what anyone else thinks.
goth poseur : i’m looking for a daaaark picture to put up in my daaaaark bedroom, because my life is daaaarkness!!!!

goth: hey..you were in here yesterday, buying some fake burberry cr-p, right?
a person who emulates a goth for the attention or as a rebellion against their parents.
i just look this way to p-ss my parents off.
that kid is a goth poseur for sure, he does not even have any scars on his wrist.

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