Gotta Friend ’em All!!!


the pokemon generation’s philosophical take on facebook. facebook is a compet-tion, and the winner is the one who can capture and train- oops i mean add the most people on facebook as possible.
example 1:
person 1: whoa man, ten people want to be my friend on facebook and i don’t know a single one of them!

person 2: gotta friend ’em all!!! how else do you think you’ll ever manage to beat the elite fo- oops i mean be popular?

example 2:
cathy is a soooo popular! if i ever want to be like her i gotta friend em all!!!

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