Gotta Peter
it’s an abbreviation for “gotta peter.” it mean you have to leave or you’re making up an excuse for not wanting to go somewhere.
girl: u wanna come over?
boy: i would, but you know…
girl: know what?
boy: i gotta peter
girl: what does that mean?
boy: it means i can’t.
girl: no it doesn’t.
boy: how do you know?
girl: i just look it up in urban dictionary it mean you don’t want to.
girl: h-llo?
girl: h-llo?!
mom: we’re going to the grocery store.
child: gotta peter
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