Gouch Wagon
once your gouch gets sweaty after intense and/or prolonged exersize it becomes extremely bothersome and uncomfortable. one would say they have become tired of dragging their “sweaty gouch wagon around”. not until the gouch area is washed in a cold shower can people continue to tread all over your gouch. – particularly prevalent with the use of compression shorts.
tony: ah my gouch is so sweaty i need to shower!
jebediah: well sounds like you worked up a bit of a gouch wagon!
tony: indeed i did, i can’t drag this gouch wagon around with me everywhere
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