gouche smooch
1. to p-ssionately kiss the gouche-ular region.
2. a modern form of payment, roughly half the value of a blow jibber.
1. i got this crazy tingly sensation when she gave me a gouche smooch.
2. so i rear ended this dude’s car, and he comes out saying he won’t call the insurance company if i give him a bl-w j-b. but after i pointed out the lack of damage to his b-mper, we settled on a gouche smooch.
1. to p-ssionately kiss the gouche-ular region.
2. a modern form of payment, roughly half the value of a blow jibber.
1. i got this crazy tingly sensation when she gave me a gouche smooch.
2. so i rear ended this dude’s car, and he comes out saying he won’t call the insurance company if i give him a bl-w j-b. but after i pointed out the lack of damage to his b-mper, we settled on a gouche smooch.
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