goud
totally hammered. not in control of ones self due to consumption of intoxicants, usually alcohol, but not directly -ssociated with alcohol. could be due to other drug intoxication which leads to good times, bad times, nausea, vomiting, random black eyes for some…maybe worse.
that guy was so goud, he couldn’t even order his fries.
he’s more than sh-t faced, he’s goud.
she’s so goud.she couldn’t wait to pee, she p-ssed her self.
that girl can’t drive she’s too goud.
goud is the new att-tude towards life, carrying a very positiv connotation. it is the antonym of fisty and expresses ones general happiness with the way things go. it is only being used by cool, scene people, which probably excludes you and your friends.
normal person: how are you doing?
gouda person: i’m quite goud!
normal person: what’s up with tim?
gouda person: oh, he’s just goudalicious goud gone loco!
not good; bad; the worst
dino failed to pay, thus rendering him goud.
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