Gourgaz
a large green reptilian monster, often used as a commander of giak units in the armies of the darklords in the world of magnamund (joe dever’s lone wolf). native to the maakenmire swamp, and with a frighteningly high combat skill (i.e. nearly impossible to beat without cheating).
you see a gourgaz coming towards you. do you want to:
1. run away (recommended)
2. fight it (you’re on something, aren’t you?)
3. use your kai discipline of running away
4. run away even faster
5. faint
turn to page 165 (you’re dead anyway).
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