Gourming


the quest to satiate one’s dietary needs by attending events that provide free food.

note: the actual topic of the event is entirely inconsequential.
mary managed to eat for weeks during grad school by gourming her way around campus.

“mary, why are you going to talk on ‘the evolution of emerging rna viral infections of swine'”
“lunch provided”
“you truly are the queen of gourming”

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