Government Cheese


a big, hard m-ss; a block of orange-yellow processed “usda cheese food” issued by “da gubment” united states government to aid needy families by supplementing their food resources. used for making grilled cheese sandwiches and macaroni & cheese but also causes severe, bowel obstructing constipation, silent but deadly stinky gas, and / or “the runs” diarrhea in those who are lactose intolerant.
i just got some government cheese, but i’m not gonna make a grill cheese sandwich cause it gave me the runs last time i ate it.
money through welfare
“i get my government cheese on tha first of tha month.”

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