governor taft
a governor taft is when you sit in an empty bathtub, flip backwards so that your legs are behind your head, hips are lodged to the sides, then your partner turns on the hot water so it hits your taint, and he or she will then cleanse your tafted taint.
it was only a matter of weeks before my new girlfriend was comfortable enough to give me a governor taft. she wasn’t bad for a beginner.
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