Govfag


guv-f-g
1. one who runs the nation (into the ground) while really going by his or her own agenda. in modern times, the govf-g is celebritized by the media (controlled by govf-gs) and spends the majority of his or her time by limiting the freedoms of the people, abusing powers, indulging in prost-tution, enjoying corruption, and by thinking of how many different ways he can waste tax-payers’ dollars. govf-gs come in all shapes and sizes, but are usually rich, close-minded, and completely clueless on what is best for the majority of nation. govf-gs live in excess and are adept at lying and embezzling.
2. one who should fear the people and imminent revolution.
“i find it ironic that the govf-gs are perpetuating and implementing the same essential tyranny that the forefathers fought for freedom from.”

“america: land of the free-…and home of the govf-gs.”
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“my computer is running slow. it must be the govf-gs invading my privacy.”

“f-ck democracy!”, proclaimed the govf-g.

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