GQ Statis


a term that adequetly describes an individual(generally a male) who exerts strong effort towards his appearance, perhaps strong enough to make him gq cover-worthy thus giving him the ever prized gq statis.
“hey nickelsen, you’re lookin real sharp today, very gq statis”

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