GR.I.L.F
grany i’d like to f-ck =)
matt’s moms a gr.i.l.f
grandma i’d like to f-ck
i know she’s your grandma, but she’s a hot grilf.
a more mature dilf, a dilf that is still attractive, but has reached a higher age bracket.(50-60)
i watched this year’s super bowl halftime show in hopes of getting to see the grilf gods, the rolling stones.
a hot s-xy older woman who likes s-x and knows what she wants.
a s-xy older woman particularly adept or experienced in the erotic arts.
the noun – grilfer. a man usually younger who has a penchant for grilf or older women.
the verb – grilfing may mean a successful seduction of said grilf or simply the art of the chase.
helen mirren, sharon stone & joan collins are quintessential grilf.
so too sophia loren, and maybe susan sarandon, nigella lawson.
granny id like to f-ck ( kevs mom )
kevs mom is a grilf ( and kevs a loser also ian has big nostrals and kev lost his little girlfriend hahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha unlucky fat boy – )
ps… this is not matt fletcher that wrote this :d
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