grab a knob


a strong yet playful expression used to tell someone to get lost, as they are either; a liar, chatting sh-t, being annoying, or you don’t want them to be around you.
more commonly used in scotland.
“want to head to revolution for a couple of drinks tonight?”
“grab a kn-b mate, of course i don’t!”

“i did so well in that exam man!”
“aye right you did, away and grab a kn-b.”

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