grab some bench
say it to someone who says or does something stupid or embar-ssing. meaning they should stop what they are saying or doing.
person a: hey i’m totally going to get laid with all of the girls in our cl-ss.
person b: your done, grab some bench.
a way of asking someone to sit next to you in a casual way
you might want to grab some bench, this is a long story.
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