grabability
adjective: grabability is the ability to grab something with more efficiency
while cooking an italian dinner for our dorm’s weekly italian night, i needed to crush some fresh garlic when suddenly i noticed that i was missing a crushing device. to solve my problem i grabbed a ziploc bag and sealed the garlic inside. then with a cutting board i crushed the garlic. unfortunately the cutting board was slipping because of its little grabability. so i took a pot with two handles, thus giving me more grabability when crushing the garlic inside the stupid plastic bag. alas the italian dinner was completed!
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