gracious grandmother
the gracious grandmother (often shortened to gg) is the act of soaking ones hand in water until it becomes wrinkled, and then using the wrinkled hand to m-st-rb-t- while pretending it is an old woman masturbating you, perhaps even your grandmother.
it’s been awhile since i’ve m-st-rb-t-d, i think i’ll give myself a gracious grandmother.
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