Graft Gaff Shag


the typical scottish lad lifestyle of getting into other girls, where;

1. graft her on snapchat, messenger, etc.
2. plan or arrange to meet at a gaff (house party)
3. sh-g (have s-x) with the girl in a bedroom of the same party (or similar)

it is then customary to follow the pump and dump scheme to then repeat the process with a different girl.
“john you planning on getting stuck into susan tonight?”
“aye, doing the old graft gaff sh-g with her”

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