Grafton


a small village in the mascoma valley of new hampshire, known as the halfway point between dartmouth college and lake winnipesaukee. it has recently gained attention by being a haven for members of the free state project, much like keene and manchester.

according to the article “the koch empire and americans for prosperity”, grafton was specifically chosen as the first site of the “free market” nh exodus due to the fact that koch industries (which funds the mercatus center which is linked to the fsp) had recently purchased georgia pacific, a paper company, and needed to buy up as much forest as they could. grafton was selected because it is 95% forest and has very little restrictions on private property ownership. the corporations bought up over $1 million worth of property in grafton using secretive means, unfortunately, the behaviors of several free staters living in the village disrupted their plans. all of this was doc-mented in the article “grafton’s messy liberation”.
grafton, new hampshire is a small village with a large controversy.
grafton, a sh-tty little hole of a town located in nsw in australia.
full of pot smokers and derros.
no-one wants to live here.
chick-hi there where are you from?

guy-uhh grafton, where are you from?

chick-nevermind -walks away-
a small town in southern illinois. usually covered in water for a quarter of the year. this is a party town full of lovely people who just want to stumble around from bar to bar, it’s basically one giant mall where every store is a bar!!

commonly referred to by a lovely lady as the key west of the mid west!
did you go to grafton last weekend?

umm…i don’t remember?

what are your plans this weekend?

o going to grafton and walking around all the bars until i can’t stumble anymore!
worst school ever that no one likes whose mascot is a boat. yeah… that’s right.

it’s just as bad as diet pepsi
those kids from grafton are stinky
a mathematical unit used in determining the “hot vs. crazy” value of a human female.
hot 3 – crazy 5 = -2 graftons
gft
grafton is a poor version of cedarburg. they can’t win a sport even if they tried. they live in a sh-tty town filled with average people. how boring. nowhere near the compet-tion level of homestead & cedarburg.
man: do you live in grafton?
boy: yeah
man: im so sorry

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