grainus
the highest fiber fictional grain cereal.
b-hole bradly: “i got explosions from within the -n-s, it’s cause i was chowing down grainus”
quite possibly the most high fiber fictional grain breakfast cereal ever. also quite possible the most repugnantly named fictional grain breakfast cereal ever.
b-hole bradley: “i got explosions from within the -n-s!”
alejandro: “you must have been chowing on grainus.”
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- Granny Snatcher
a person who pursues in the infatuation with a grandma or elderly woman. “i just hooked up with a 70 year old babe… she’s just been granny sn-tched”. the 20 year old is going after the women in the nursing home, he’s a granny sn-tcher.
- graphia
n. the -n-s of a canine v. (graphiated) the -n-l raping of a canine. n. man, that dogs graphia smells like cold vomit in b-ttermilk! v. that poor dog was graphiated the other day.
- Grappleshelf
an insult to be exclusively aimed at an old person’s genitals (when staring at your grandma’s weepy fl-ng-) “yo grappleshelf!”
- Grarrawr
i love you so much and i want to be with you for the rest of my life. girl: “hunnie i have something to tell you.” boyfriend: “what?” girl: “grarrawr.” boy: “oh i feel the same way, darling.”