Gran Canaria
the greatest island in the canary islands, spain. it’s famous for its parties, like carnaval, its tolerance towards everybody, and the incredible amount of beautiful places you can visit.
there’s a rivalry with people from tenerife, chicharreros, who are a bit presumptuos and c-cky, despite being far inferior to canariones. plus, gran canaria has better teams in most sports, like football, basket, handball, volleyball, etc.
dude, gran canaria all the way! it’s awesome, and way better than tenerife. favourite holidays ever!!
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