Gran Legacy
this fine vodka is available at all cvs retailers and varies in cost from $9 to $11 for a handle. it tastes like a dead meth addict and gets you more f-cked up than normal vodka.
best consumed in a mixed drink or straight up in the dark by yourself from a red cup.
as a side note, the omission of the “d” in “gran” is a matter of speculation. however, most experts agree that the extra letter would have cost more to print, so they left it out.
“hey, we need some drank but we only have $10, what should we do?”
“how drunk do you want to get?”
“very”
-everyone looks at eachother-
“fire up the gran legacy!”
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