granbury, texas


a cracker–ss town between a small lake and a super wal-mart where white dudes listen to black gangasta rap while flying their confederate flags.if you enjoy tagging, beating out underage girls, or losing teeth, you’re a shoe in for this town.
“look, its 2 miles to granbury. lets drink some ole grand dad and hit up the chuckie cheese.”

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