Grand Theft Agoraphobia
when your agoraphobia is so severe that you can navigate your way around easier in gta than the city you live in irl.
mark: “hey, i’m catching a flight on sat-rday, do you think you could take me to the airport?”
carl: “sorry man, i’ve never been that far from home. i could’ve taken you if we were living in las venturas.”
mark: “that’s a game…”
carl: “yeah…. but my grand theft agoraphobia you know…”
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