Grand Theft Auto Therapy


a therapy session purely done by playing grand theft auto video games. the concept is simple: kill and destroy everything, show absolutely no mercy and f-ck everything. works well after a stressful day or when your favorite sports team lose, or do it anytime after a stress inducing event. not recommended for children, please use responsibly.
person a: my favorite team just lost i’m f-cking angry
person b: calm down mate, just do a grand theft auto therapy instead
person a: what the f-ck does that do?!
person b: trust me

-person a does 1 hour of gta, destroying everything- -6 star and absolute chaos in game-

person b: better or not?
person a: much better, now i’m calmer

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