Grand Theft Impairment
the 4-hour period of time that you cannot drive or function in society due to playing grand theft auto. you may have the intention to steal a car, kill innocent people, and/or drive recklessly.
girl: hey you wanna come pick me up so we can go to the movies?
guy: aww, i wish but i have grand theft impairment, i can come later though.
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