Grand Valley’d


the act of being sober or not being able to drink m-ssive amounts of booze.
guy 1: “dude, i don’t even remember last night because i got so drunk.”

guy 2: “yah bro, i was grand valley’d last night so i know everything you did.. you don’t want to know.”

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