Grandfather Clocking
the act of standing with one’s legs apart and slowly, while swaying from side to side, rocking your b-lls back and forth like the pendulum of a grandfather clock.
boxer shorts are are the preferred style of under-garments for this act of fun manliness.
me: any reason you are swaying like that; do you have to pee?
you: nah, i’m just grandfather clocking…
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